Thursday, March 6, 2014

Quote of the day

You know they say statistically one in ten people are gay. I dunno why in life usually things that are statistically rare are so valued, right? Like diamonds, or did you know that one in 5,000 lobsters is born bright blue and it’s so valuable. And if you’re a lobster fisherman and you get the blue lobster, you’re like “Oh my god, YES!

And I think the gay thing, should be like that. When parents get a gay baby it should be like finding a four leaf clover, it should be like “Oh my god, you got one!! You should keep it and you should laminate it!”

- Mae Martin

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